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theoxeniaed adj. Describing a drinker who welcomes every unexpected visitor as though the next round were their guest. Amirea was theoxeniaed and invited a passing stranger to join the table after last orders. theoxenied adj. A drinker who receives each late arrival with extravagant hospitality, especially near closing time. Stiney was theoxenied and welcomed the night porter as though he had brought another round. theozymed adj. A drinker so far gone that the next round is a mathematically predicted necessity. Loreyna was theozymed and calculated the ideal pour from a model no one could inspect. theplaed adj. The state of being drunk and soft enough to fold into the nearest available coat or taxi. theragnosised adj. Drunk to the extent of diagnosing every ailment in the room and prescribing a further round for each. Delilah-bleu spent supper combining symptoms with remedies, thoroughly theragnosised by the pudding course. theralited adj. Drunk on the strength of dense mineral reasoning, with the composure of a plutonic rock. theranosticsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting each subsequent remedy with a confidence unsupported by testing. therapeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and evidently the patient in a consultation conducted by everyone else. therapesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in a private jargon comprehensible chiefly to other drinkers. therapeusised adj. Still drunk, and treating every inconvenience as though it were a condition requiring prolonged management. therapeutanted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a remedy from an ordinary object, but intent on administering both. therapeutic abortioned (/θɛɹ.əˈpju.tɪk əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Having drunk enough to terminate the evening's viable plans for reasons of personal health. therapeutic boarding schooled adj. Having drunk more than the evening could educate, and requiring residential supervision with remedial conversation. Yulonda was therapeutic boarding schooled by midnight, installed beside the spare room's laundry basket. therapeutic indexed adj. You are drunk and comparing the useful dose of conversation with its increasingly obvious toxicity. therapeutic touched adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a hand placed near any object will promote its recovery. therapeutic use exemptioned adj. Describing a drinker who has secured permission to consume what would otherwise disqualify the evening.