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T2 relaxation timed adj. Drunk by closing time, and progressively losing phase with everyone attempting to leave in the same direction. Gwinda became T2 relaxation timed, drifting away from the group at each junction. T2'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and permitting entry only to vehicles—or opinions—with at least two occupants. Kysia went T2'd and refused to travel home without a passenger for every argument.
T20'd adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every conversation to twenty overs, regardless of who else is batting. Ashaad went T20'd and timed the supper conversation like a cricket match. T2D'd adj. Too drunk to process the morning properly, with resistance to every sensible remedy. Dayyan was T2D'd, rejecting water while requesting something with considerably more sugar. T2DM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to have plenty of sugar about, but insufficient means of putting it to work. Harishan was T2DM'd, surrounded by biscuits and no nearer to feeling useful. T2T'd adj. You have drunk enough to pursue a measurable target with repeated adjustments, though the target is another round. Iretta got T2T'd and revised her glass until it reached the prescribed level. T3'd (/ˌtiː ˈθɹiːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose temperature, pulse, growth prospects, and general conduct require observation. Jettie was T3'd and alternated between overheating and explaining the body's regulatory systems. T4'd (/ˌtiː ˈfɔːd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regulate the metabolism of the room and correct its growth prospects. Imani-rae was T4'd and explained cellular regulation to a man buttering bread. T4T'd adj. Still drunk, and treating mutual attraction between drinkers as an adequate social philosophy. Llenifer grew T4T'd and attempted to arrange introductions according to reciprocal preference. TA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a transport authority from the person currently directing you downstairs. Chrishay was TA'd and issued binding instructions to the stairwell. TAA'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small internal wobble remains private to the person experiencing it. Taseen was TAA'd, and Chylah steadied him whenever the pavement developed a slight curve. TAC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who directs every nearby movement from the safest chair. Odas became TAC'd and issued landing instructions to people crossing the bar. TACAN'd (/ˈtæk.ænd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a beacon, giving continuous bearings towards the nearest open bar. Oshay got TACAN'd and found the off-licence without consulting a map. TACITUS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining equilibrium by confidently ignoring every warning system available. Zayid became TACITUS'd and diagnosed his wobble as a temporary thyroid adjustment. TACO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying enough liquid conviction to make the circulation of the room your concern. Dezmyn got TACO'd and attempted to regulate the pub's flow from beside the fruit machine.
TAD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every staircase as a three-part experiment in balance, coordination, and speech. Caitlinn got TAD'd and negotiated the stairs in tobacco, alcohol and drugs.