theriacked
theriolatried

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theriacked (/ˈθɪərɪakd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing poison from remedy, provided something arrives in a glass. therianed (/ˈθɪɹ.i.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning divided between a pouch, a den, and a long period of sleep.
therianismed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently identifies with whichever animal seems best suited to the next decision. Mayden went therianismed and appointed herself the pack leader for ordering chips. therianthroped (/ˈθɛɹ.i.ənˌθɹoʊpd/) adj. A drinker who changes allegiance between human judgement and animal instinct whenever challenged. therianthropied (/ˌθɛɹiˈænθɹəpid/) adj. The state of being drunk and changing character according to whichever animal would make the current plan seem sensible. therianthropismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every friend acquires the solemn face of a household god and an animal body. Shyteria became therianthropismed and asked the bouncer which sacred creature he represented. theriaqued adj. Drunk beyond the reach of any antidote, but still willing to test toast and mineral water. Matthan emerged theriaqued, unconvinced by remedies yet obediently eating toast. theriatricsed adj. The condition of a drinker who diagnoses every bite, limp and suspicious cough as an animal-related emergency. Leecy became theriatricsed and prescribed the pub cat a course of stronger biscuits. theridiided adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently spins delicate explanations between people, then becomes caught in them. theridiosomatided adj. Reduced by drink to hanging back from the conversation, then dropping suddenly into its centre with a prepared conclusion. theriocided adj. Softened by drink into declaring the household pet's preferences invalid and choosing on its behalf. theriodonted adj. Sharpened by drink into an ancient-looking confidence that bites through every sensible objection. theriogenologied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat reproduction as a practical project requiring only confidence and a timetable. theriogenologisted adj. Loosened by drink into offering unsolicited advice on courtship, breeding and the timing of future offspring. therioherpetided adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of someone whose every decision requires a prehistoric consultation. Laron went therioherpetided and took seven minutes to choose between two identical crisps.
theriolatried adj. Drunk and kneeling before the pub's animals as though they alone possess the evening's authority.