thermodynamicsed
thermoembolizationed

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thermodynamicsed (/ˌθɜː(ɹ)moʊdaɪˈnæmɪksd/) adj. Having drunk enough to convert every change of venue into a question of heat and energy. Aby got thermodynamicsed and described leaving the pub as an irreversible energy conversion. thermodynamisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can convert into useful energy before the journey home.
thermoecologied adj. You have drunk enough to regard every change in temperature as an event affecting the whole pub. thermoeconomicsed adj. You are drunk and calculating whether another round produces sufficient thermal and financial return. thermoeconomisted adj. Of a drinker: weighing the cost of another round against the energy required to reach home. thermoeffected adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the warmth of the room for proof that another round is sensible. thermoeffectored adj. Describing a drinker who regulates personal temperature by alternating between the bar, pavement and taxi. thermoelasticitied adj. A drinker who stretches every promise to leave while becoming increasingly unable to spring back. thermoelectricitied adj. The state of being drunk and converting every warm exchange into enough electrical energy for another journey. Alicyn became thermoelectricitied and claimed the pub's radiators could power the last bus. thermoelectricsed (/ˌθɜː(ɹ)məʊ.ɪˈlɛktɹɪksd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who studies how heat might be converted into the means of getting home. thermoelectrometered adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the current by the heat produced, then mistakes the reading for a route home. Canyon went thermoelectrometered and assessed the taxi rank by the warmth of its exhausts. thermoelectrometried adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring every conversation as its temperature rises under controlled conditions. thermoelectronicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every warm object as a promising electrical apparatus. thermoelectronned adj. Drunk by the third round, and escaping in brief, energetic bursts whenever conversation applies pressure. thermoelemented adj. Still drunk, and converting warmth between companions with the solemnity of a two-part instrument. Corderick stood thermoelemented between the radiator and the draughty doorway.
thermoembolizationed adj. Too drunk to prevent warmth from lodging in inconvenient places and obstructing the evening's proper circulation. Adesewa was thermoembolizationed, with the pub's heat apparently fixed behind one ear.