thermohydrolysised
thermokinematicsed

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thermohydrolysised adj. Softened by drink into a person who lets heat and water break down every morning resolution. thermohydrometered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who reads the morning's buoyancy through temperature and water.
thermohygrometered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who reports both the room's warmth and its dampness. Clynt was thermohygrometered, reporting the pub's warmth and dampness between sips. thermohygroreceptored adj. Emboldened by drink to detect warmth and dampness with insect-like confidence before breakfast. Theada was thermohygroreceptored, locating the damp patch behind the kettle without looking. thermoinactivationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where warmth has deactivated every useful morning enzyme. Carlitos was thermoinactivationed, sitting beside the toaster while his breakfast lost all momentum. thermoinducibilitied adj. Drunk and receptive to being started by heat, though not necessarily to completing anything. thermoinductioned adj. Drunk to the point where warmth initiates a fresh, poorly specified morning activity. thermoinhibitioned adj. Drunk enough to let warmth inhibit every process, including the decision to get out of bed. Whisper was thermoinhibitioned, with the radiator preventing any further movement towards breakfast. thermoinitiatored adj. Drunk past the point of needing heat to initiate an action that should already have happened. Jarvie was thermoinitiatored by the coffee and finally began looking for yesterday's trousers. thermoinsulationed (/θɜːməʊˌɪnsjʊˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond effective contact with the morning, insulated from cold, conversation, and reasonable plans. thermoisoplethed adj. Drunk in a way that keeps equal warmth across the morning, wherever you happen to lie. thermojeted adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's recovery proceeds by noisy bursts of heated propulsion. thermojunctioned adj. Drunk to a degree that joins unlike temperatures into one uncertain current of morning behaviour. thermokarsted (/ˌθɜː(ɹ).mʊəˈkɑː(ɹ)std/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every dip in the pavement becomes a permafrost collapse, and every puddle a bog. thermokeratoplastied adj. The state of being drunk and deciding that warmth alone qualifies you to perform delicate eye surgery.
thermokinematicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who tracks the movement of warmth through the room, chiefly by changing seats.