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thermonastied adj. Drunk to a degree that household objects open and close in response to every change of temperature. Dashira became thermonastied and kept opening the oven whenever the room felt convivial. thermonatrited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a hydrated deposit beside the kettle, waiting for evaporation. thermoneutralitied adj. Drunk on the strength of achieving perfect thermal indifference beneath a blanket on the sofa. thermonociceptioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and detecting every hot mug, cold tap, and ill-judged kitchen surface. thermonociceptored adj. Drunk by the third round, and equipped to register heat-related discomfort before reaching the hob. thermonuclear bombed adj. Still drunk, and leaving the kitchen in a state best approached after the heat has dissipated. Mailk was thermonuclear bombed and left the microwave door open beside the untouched water. thermonuclear warred adj. Too drunk to maintain peace between the oven, the kettle, and anyone waiting for the sofa. thermonuclear weaponned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a hot meal as an instrument of overwhelming domestic force. Eleisa got thermonuclear weaponned and carried the casserole towards the sofa like a strategic asset. thermonucleared (/ˌθɜː.məʊˈnjuːk.liː.əd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of turning a quiet kitchen into an unexpectedly energetic event. thermonucleased adj. Having drunk enough to remain active and strangely stable wherever the household heat has been applied. Rajah thermonucleased beside the radiator, remaining active while everyone else opened windows. thermoosmosised adj. Having drunk more than the warm side of the room can contain, and diffusing towards the cooler sofa. thermopaned adj. You have drunk enough to regard the double glazing as a suitable companion and a reliable source of insulation. thermopathologied adj. You are drunk and diagnosing the effects of temperature change on every household ache. Kahseem was thermopathologied and attributed his stiff neck to fluctuations near the fridge. thermopaused adj. Of a drinker: stationary between the warm kitchen and the colder outside world, with no immediate plans to cross. thermoperioded adj. Of a drinker who has made the daily warm interval a permanent arrangement on the sofa. Smaya became thermoperioded and settled beside the radiator until the kitchen cooled. thermoperiodicitied adj. Drunk beyond recognising only heat and cold as meaningful divisions of the evening.