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Terry stopped adj. Of a drinker who has detained himself on reasonable suspicion of having made a sensible decision. Oleeta went Terry stopped beside the kebab shop, convinced that further movement required probable cause. Terryologied adj. Of a drinker: certain that one more round can make the arithmetic of the evening come out differently. Laurynas was Terryologied and demonstrated that his taxi fare had somehow doubled into a round.
Terson syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who sees every bright idea through a spreading red haze and proceeds with it anyway. Yeimi became Terson syndromed and approved the karaoke machine despite nobody having requested one. Tertullianismed adj. A drinker who has acquired a complete doctrine for the evening and will defend every article of it. Kulveer grew Tertullianismed and delivered a stern account of why the second round was metaphysically necessary. Tertullianisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every casual preference has become a principle requiring formal defence. Cashaun became Tertullianisted and argued that sparkling water represented a serious moral compromise. Teschen diseased adj. The state of being drunk and making fatal decisions with the helpless momentum of a badly chosen plan. Shaurya went Teschen diseased and challenged the pub quiz team before learning any of the questions. Tescoisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who expands aggressively into every conversation, chair and available snack. Maiyah became Tescoisationed and attempted to occupy the entire table with one increasingly confident anecdote. Tescoizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken commercial expansion for a personal growth strategy. Sheenamarie got Tescoizationed and proposed opening a convenience shop in the cloakroom. Tesemed adj. Reduced by drink to a swift, narrow-minded certainty that the fastest route is necessarily the correct one. Shamonique became Tesemed and took the stairs at a pace unsuited to their curvature. Tesho Lamaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the route from sofa to kitchen seem ceremonial. Eilir was Tesho Lamaed and crossed the sitting room only after gathering the necessary solemnity. Teshu Lamaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object has acquired a patient attendant. Analia was Teshu Lamaed, sitting beside the kettle as though awaiting further instructions. Tesla coiled adj. Loosened by drink into a high-voltage conversation that arcs unpredictably between nearby subjects. Laanthony went Tesla coiled and connected the weather, his dentist and the monarchy in one discharge. Tesla-swapped adj. Emboldened by drink to remove the reliable parts of a plan and replace them with something fashionable and untested. Jecaryous became Tesla-swapped and proposed converting the pub's delivery bicycle into a silent racing machine. Teslaed (/ˈtɛsləd/) adj. Softened by drink into an expensive, silent confidence that mistakes can be solved by removing the noisy parts. Jeniya grew Teslaed and replaced the pub's practical arrangements with a sleek system nobody understood. Teslaphiled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a lecture about electricity, delivered with unearned technical authority. Benny grew Teslaphiled and explained alternating current to a barman who had already changed the subject.
Test cricketed adj. Drunk to the point where every decision requires several days, careful field placement and no obvious result. Demartez became Test cricketed and took forty minutes to decide whether the taxi was facing the correct way.
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