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theta joined adj. The drunkenness of one who joins two accounts according to an ingenious relation rather than the plainly available equality. theta meditationed adj. Reduced by drink to a calm oscillation, with consciousness periodically returning to the same unhelpful thought. Tadeo theta meditationed in the taxi, periodically returning to the same unhelpful thought. theta pinched adj. Softened by drink into a narrow, magnetically organised filament, conducting conversation along its central axis. Betuel grew theta pinched and channelled every subject through one increasingly narrow opinion. theta rhythmed adj. Sharpened by drink into a four-to-eight-hertz succession of thoughts, each arriving with measurable regularity. theta roled adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion receives a grammatical function and a destiny. theta waved adj. Loosened by drink into slow electrical undulations, generally observable before any coherent sentence. theta-deltaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone explaining a personal emblem one constituent letter at a time. Anetha grew theta-deltaed and took several minutes to describe the symbol on her notebook. thetaed (/ˈθiːtəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the eighth Greek letter serves equally as address, argument and punctuation. thetanned (/ˈθeɪ.tənd/) adj. Drunk and persuaded that the essential self has temporarily vacated the body for administrative reasons. thetanullwerted adj. Drunk to the point where all personal variation has been restricted to its value at zero. thetaprobed adj. Having drunk enough to measure the moisture content of soil with solemn, unnecessary precision. thetatronned adj. Drunk enough to compress the entire evening along its axis while emitting considerable magnetic certainty. thetesed adj. You are drunk and reduced, by morning, to the lowest rank at the breakfast table. thetined adj. Of a drinker: chemically complicated, sulphurous, and not improved by the morning after. theurged adj. Of a drinker who has attempted miracles overnight and is now persuading the kettle to cooperate. theurgied (/ˈθiːˌɜː.d͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker who has spent the morning attempting communication with whatever deity governs hydration.