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thick origamied adj. Too drunk to fold anything flat, and attempting structural engineering with a beer mat. Moyer got thick origamied and spent twenty minutes reinforcing a receipt. thick sandwich coursed adj. Loosened by drink into describing an entire career trajectory as though it were a lunch order, in considerable detail, to someone who only asked the time. thick sandwich degreed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the placement was, academically speaking, the best year of one's life, and to defend this claim at length against no opposition. thick skinned (/θɪk ˈskɪnd/) adj. Having drunk more than criticism can penetrate, though the coat rack has made its position clear. Lewis got thick skinned and accepted three complaints about his singing without adjustment. thick spaced adj. You have drunk enough to separate every word with a small metal block. thick stuffed adj. You are drunk and treating every piece of substantial timber as though it belonged in your coat. thick teaed adj. Of a drinker: committed to a late, substantial meal, though apparently consisting chiefly of crisps. thick translationed adj. Of a drinker who has annotated every simple remark until asking for the bill requires footnotes. thick winded adj. Describing a drinker who breathes quietly but regards the stairs as an advanced equestrian obstacle. thick-and-thin blocked adj. A drinker who hauls every conversation through the room with the solemn mechanics of a fiddle block. Elai was thick-and-thin blocked, hauling every conversation across the pub while the others waited. thick-billed green pigeoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the buffet appears to require a long-distance landing approach. thick-billed longspured adj. The state of being drunk and perching noisily on the nearest chair, despite having no wings. thick-billed murred adj. The condition of a drinker who has become large, solemn and chiefly interested in standing near the water. thick-billed seedeatered adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every crumb with the gravity of a southern African finch. Gilroy became thick-billed seedeatered and collected crumbs from beneath the table. thick-crust pizzaed adj. Softened by drink into a broad, yielding base for whatever toppings the evening supplies. thick-horned nudibranched adj. Sharpened by drink into vivid confidence, then left stranded beside the fluorescent bathroom light.