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thimbleriggeried adj. You are drunk and practising deception with miniature cups, or anything sufficiently cup-like. Sharimar became thimbleriggeried and made the teaspoons change places by sleight of hand. thimbletted adj. Of a drinker: equipped, after several rounds, with a rubber cap for the finger used on every sheet of paper. thimbleweeded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every small, rounded plant head for a useful sewing accessory. thimblinged (/ˈθɪmblɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every small task as careful work requiring a protective fingertip. Devonee was thimblinged and fastened his coat with the concentration of a seamstress. thimerasoled adj. Describing a drinker who has become antiseptic in manner, antifungal in purpose, and regrettably metallic in conversation. thimerosaled adj. Drunk on the strength of a morning-after mouth that feels medicinal enough to disinfect the room. thin aired (/ˌθɪn ˈɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that his whereabouts have become an unknown location, even to himself. Dominesha was thin aired by midnight, reportedly somewhere between the bar and the taxi rank. thin cliented adj. The state of being drunk and delegating nearly all thought to a server, preferably another person. Evolet became thin cliented and asked the barman to process every decision. thin computinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has outsourced the evening's processing to whatever server remains upright. Wailyn grew thin computinged and sent every question to the quietest person present. thin contented adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies little useful information, at considerable length and with confidence. Keylor became thin contented and filled the group chat with several paragraphs about nothing. thin edge of the wedged adj. Softened by drink into the narrow beginning of an argument whose broader consequences remain tactfully unmentioned. thin filmed adj. Sharpened by drink into a single molecular layer of opinion spread evenly over every subject. Betzhy became thin filmed and applied one precise criticism to the entire supper. thin layer chromatographied adj. The drunkenness of one who has separated the evening into distinct residues, all visible on the morning's plate. thin papered adj. Loosened by drink into a coated surface on which every remark slides without absorption. thin sandwich coursed adj. Emboldened by drink to assemble a career from short placements, none long enough to establish competence. thin sandwich degreed adj. Slowed by drink to completing a qualification through a series of brief placements, each apparently beginning tomorrow.