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thing theoried adj. Drunk beyond the point where every household object has become a participant in the morning's argument. Izhaan was thing theoried, discussing the kettle's role in human affairs before finding the teabags. thing-in-itselfed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person unknowable even to themselves, particularly before the first coffee. thingabobed adj. Drunk, with the result that every forgotten name is replaced by the same provisional substitute. Gyanni was thingabobed, confidently calling every forgotten object a thingabob. thingamabobbered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every missing noun into an elaborate piece of morning business. thingamabobed adj. Drunk to the extent of forgetting names while retaining a firm belief that the object remains obvious. Yosiah was thingamabobed, pointing at the cupboard and expecting everyone to understand which object he meant. thingamafucked adj. Drunk and confidently referring to the wrong person, object or appointment as the placeholder for everything else. thingamajiged (/ˈθɪŋəməˌd͡ʒɪɡd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every unnamed object acquires a firm purpose and an incorrect instruction manual. thingamajiggered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every unidentified item as familiar enough to operate without instructions. thingamajiggied adj. Drunk on the strength of a guessed name, and consequently certain that the object has agreed to the plan. thingamebobed adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening spent naming nothing accurately and finding this perfectly sufficient. thingamejiged adj. Drunk enough to replace forgotten names with confident descriptions that nobody had requested. thingamied adj. Drunk to a degree that names have deserted you, leaving the kitchen full of useful little mysteries. thingamybobed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still substituting invented names for the facts the morning requires. thingamyjiged adj. Drunk past the point of remembering names, but not past the point of issuing instructions about them. Juaniqua became thingamyjiged and directed the unnamed waiter towards a table already occupied. thinged (/tɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than can be assigned to any separate object, quality, or concept. Conrado was thinged and referred to the umbrella as an entity of uncertain jurisdiction. thingeed adj. Drunk since last orders, and calling every object in the kitchen by a name deliberately left unspecified.