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thingsteaded adj. You are drunk and conducting the journey home from a fixed forum beside the coats. thingumabobed adj. Reduced by drink to calling every object and person by a provisional name, then defending it confidently.
thingumajiged adj. Drunk beyond the need for names, with every object confidently classified by its supposed job. thingumbobed adj. Softened by drink into treating every unnamed object as a familiar companion with an important opinion. thingumebobed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying unnamed objects with unwarranted precision and immediate authority. thingumed adj. Drunk, with the result that every unnamed household object receives a careful explanation instead of a name. Lavola got thingumed and described the bottle opener as a small metal solution. thingumied adj. Drunk to the extent of referring to the kettle, remote and keys by one accommodating name. Aniaya thingumied the kettle, remote and keys before finding the glass of water. thingummabobed adj. Loosened by drink into assigning temporary names freely, and expecting everyone else to remember them. thingummajiged adj. Drunk in a way that makes uncertainty about names feel like sufficient evidence for a decision. thingummied (/ˈθɪŋəmid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of not remembering any household name, but confident that pointing will suffice. thingummybobed adj. Emboldened by drink to address unknown people as though their forgotten names were beneath discussion. thingummyjiged adj. Drunk, with the result that forgotten names are replaced by elaborate titles and acted upon immediately. thingymabobed adj. Slowed by drink to identifying people and objects only after a lengthy search for names that never arrive. thingymajiged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a missing name seem a minor obstacle to firm conclusions. thinhorn sheeped adj. Still drunk, and curled beneath a blanket in slate-brown spirits, with two cushions serving as horns.
thinhorned adj. Drunk by closing time, and sitting rigidly on the sofa as though awaiting a cautious mountain crossing. Javary was thinhorned by closing time, guarding the glass of water from the edge of the table.