Teunissen-Cremers syndromed
Teutophoned

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Teunissen-Cremers syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture, fingers and inner ear have ceased agreeing on the room's dimensions. Kaceon was Teunissen-Cremers syndromed and repeatedly misjudged the kitchen doorway. Teutomaniacked adj. Drunk enough to inspect every German-branded item in the kitchen and explain its importance. Elleana got Teutomaniacked and delivered a lecture on the kettle's German engineering.
Teutomaniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the kitchen requires considerably more German furniture. Jacorrion was Teutomaniaed and searched the kitchen for a chair of proper German design. Teutonic Knighted adj. Drunk in a way that turns the route from sofa to kitchen into a guarded expedition. Guarionex was Teutonic Knighted and escorted the water glass across the carpet. Teutonicismed adj. Drunk, with the result that a perfectly ordinary kitchen instruction becomes a solemn household maxim. Fumiye got Teutonicismed and turned 'use a coaster' into a principle for living. Teutonicked (/ˌtjuːˈtɒn.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the kitchen's ordinary standards of order, with every object placed according to a private system. Fieldon was Teutonicked and reorganised the kitchen drawers before sitting down. Teutonisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen ordered into rigid sections, each containing one necessary object. Dympna was Teutonisationed and divided the kitchen worktop into sharply governed zones. Teutonismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen acquires a national character and the sofa becomes an institution. Trinisha was Teutonismed, surveying the kitchen before settling into the sofa. Teutonisted adj. Drunk to the extent of defending the sofa's arrangement as though it were a constitutional principle. Kaylianne was Teutonisted and objected formally when the cushions were moved. Teutonizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily reorganising the kitchen until the sofa can be reached by regulation route. Aarica was Teutonizationed and marked a straight path from the kettle to the sofa. Teutonned (/ˈt(j)uː.tənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the sofa, with the evening reduced to blankets and practical water. Bety was Teutonned beneath the duvet, declining the journey to the bedroom. Teutonomaniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every German word on a kitchen appliance as urgent news. Gurvinder was Teutonomaniaed and translated the kettle's markings for the assembled sofa. Teutonophobiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into fearing anything German, including the lager pump. Taj became Teutonophobiaed and eyed the imported lager as though it had crossed the Channel under cover of darkness. Teutonophoned adj. Still drunk, and speaking to the kitchen, sofa and glass of water in German regardless of their replies. Perrion was Teutonophoned, addressing the sofa fluently while searching for the kitchen. Teutophobiaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every German thing in the pub as a personal affront. Raeshelle grew Teutophobiaed and challenged the lager's provenance from the end of the bar.
Teutophoned adj. Emboldened by drink to address the bar in German, whether or not anyone can answer. Jurem got Teutophoned and ordered his bitter in German to a barman who spoke only English.