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think aloud protocoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to narrate each attempt to find water, including the unsuccessful ones. think factoried adj. Having drunk more than a committee can reasonably absorb, and issuing domestic recommendations from the sofa. Sedricka became think factoried and produced a strategic report on the kitchen lighting. think meated adj. You have drunk enough to treat the brain as supper and the kitchen as its natural serving place. think pieced adj. You are drunk and capable of turning a glass of water into an extensive argument about modern domestic life. think tanked adj. Of a drinker who has convened an internal policy unit to determine whether water should be fetched. think tankered adj. Drunk on the strength of one idea, which is being circulated round the bar as policy. think timed adj. A drinker so far gone that retrieving water requires a simulated delay between intention and movement. think-aloud protocoled adj. Having drunk enough to verbalise every domestic decision, particularly the decision not to stand up. think-pair-shared adj. The state of being drunk and consulting the sofa before sharing a private conclusion with the kitchen. think-pair-sharinged adj. Drunk to the extent of consulting the whole pub, then pairing off to explain the answer. think-tanked adj. Describing a drinker who has formed a committee of conflicting opinions about the kettle. Rhyin went think-tanked and held a lengthy consultation before filling the kettle. think-tankered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still assembling opinions into a paper nobody commissioned. thinkabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every notion as something that might reasonably be thought. thinkablenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that even the landlord's shrug is open to interpretation. thinkaliked adj. Still drunk, and discovering complete agreement with whoever happens to be nearest the crisps. Shantoya was thinkaliked with the man beside her, despite neither having heard the question. thinked (/[tɪŋk]d/) adj. Too drunk to complete a thought before the kettle boils, though the consideration remains visibly earnest.