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thinkered (/ˈθɪŋ.kə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to stop contemplating the obvious, particularly when it is written on the beer mat. Saifan got thinkered and meditated on whether a Scotch egg counted as supper. thinkfluenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire influence over the pub's thoughts by volume rather than merit. Anthany thinkfluenced the bar decisively, persuading everyone that crisps were a constitutional matter.
thinkfluencered adj. Having drunk enough to offer analysis between mouthfuls, and expect the room to subscribe. thinking capped (/ˈθɪŋkɪŋ ˌkæpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to put on an imaginary hat and expect it to solve the licensing hours. thinking distanced adj. Of a drinker: the brakes are perceived considerably after the decision to leave the bar has been made. Alfornia was thinking distanced and reached the table long after deciding to sit down. thinking machined adj. Of a drinker who has outsourced the evening's remaining thoughts to a humming, unreliable internal computer. thinking man's crumpeted adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the sharpest-looking woman on television for a personal conversation. Cainon was thinking man's crumpeted, conducting a private interview with the sharpest woman on television. thinking-capped adj. You are drunk and wearing your imaginary problem-solving headgear with undue confidence. thinkinged (/ˈθɪŋkɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who continues an elaborate mental operation long after the premises have dissolved. thinkingnessed adj. A drinker who retains thoughts, though they arrive singly and require a quiet table. thinkoed (/θɪŋkəʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every confident conclusion contains a small but consequential mistake. thinkpieced adj. Of a drinker: inclined to expand a minor kitchen event into a fully argued position. Addilyne got thinkpieced and made the untidy draining board central to the evening's philosophy. thinktanked adj. A drinker who has converted the sitting room into a policy forum, with the glass of water under review. thinktankered adj. The state of being drunk and organised into a committee of one, with minutes taken on a napkin. thinlinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become remarkably slight in substance, but not in confidence.
thinned (/θɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has lost the back of the stamp without quite managing to make a hole in it.
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