thioacetaled
thioalkaloided

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thioacetaled adj. A drinker so far gone that one ordinary personality has divided into two sulphurous alternatives. thioacetamided adj. The state of being drunk and dissolving the evening into white crystals and regrettable conversation.
thioacetated adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a salt or ester of the conversation. thioacetazoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a tuberculosis treatment for a reasonable evening plan. thioacetic acided adj. Reduced by drink to a sharp, sulphurous derivative of your former self. thioacetoned adj. Softened by drink into a volatile household solvent, best kept away from the curtains. thioacetyled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, reactive fragment of conversation. thioacided adj. Loosened by drink into an acid whose oxygen has been replaced by poor judgement. thioacidolysised adj. Emboldened by drink to break down every solemn arrangement using an acid nobody has heard of. thioacroleined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a chemical formula being written on a coaster. thioacylationed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation acquires an additional sulphurous attachment. thioacyled adj. Drunk and reduced to a single reactive arm, extended towards the nearest unattended glass. thioadenosined adj. Drunk enough to replace one useful part of the evening with a thiol and carry on. Kamaal became thioadenosined and substituted the planned speech with a handshake. thioalcoholed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary alcohol, into the mercaptan department of social conduct. Lauralie became thioalcoholed and scented the room with an ambitious account of dinner. thioaldehyded adj. Drunk beyond the aldehyde stage, with every greeting ending in a sulphurous qualification.
thioalkaloided adj. Drunk in a way that places sulphur in the bloodstream and solemnity in the crisps.