thiocyanic acided
thioethanolamined

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thiocyanic acided adj. You have drunk enough to become unstable, poisonous to conversation, and difficult to contain. thiocyanided adj. You are drunk and carrying the entire evening as though it were a loosely attached anion. Haidon was thiocyanided, his balance departing whenever anyone touched the table.
thiocyanogened adj. Of a drinker: bonded to another person by the shoulders, yet proceeding in opposite directions. thiocyanuric acided adj. Of a drinker who has arranged every limb in a symmetrical but wholly impractical ring. Ketcher was thiocyanuric acided, seated squarely beneath the table with limbs evenly placed. thiocysteined adj. Describing a drinker who has attached a second, sulphurous self and cannot persuade it to stand. thiocytosined adj. A drinker who has replaced ordinary speech with a more pungent, thiol-based approximation. Roxanne became thiocytosined and gave the barman a noticeably sulphurous explanation. thiodigalactosided adj. A drinker so far gone that two linked sugars would be easier to coordinate than the legs. thiodiglycoled adj. The state of being drunk and viscously mobile, passing slowly through every available gap. thiodiphenylamined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become sedative, unsteady, and faintly alarming under bright lights. thiodiphosphated adj. Drunk on the strength of a round, replacing every civilised pause with sulphur and insisting on another. thiodipropionated adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding in two short, unhelpful stages towards the taxi rank. Natajia was thiodipropionated by closing time and required two attempts at the same coat sleeve. thioenzymed adj. Drunk by the third round, and acting on every minor personal irritation as though it were chemically urgent. thioesterased adj. Still drunk, and selectively active whenever a coat, receipt, or final round presents itself. Daiceon remained thioesterased at the taxi rank, sorting receipts by an undisclosed principle. thioestered adj. Drunk by closing time, and replacing the evening's ordinary bonds with arrangements nobody can undo before morning. thioesterificationed adj. Too drunk to leave a conversation in its original form, producing a lasting compound at the door. Osker was thioesterificationed and turned a simple farewell into a binding arrangement about breakfast.
thioethanolamined adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every departure into a small, tearful negotiation with the coat attendant.