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Tewaed (/ˈteɪ.wəd/) adj. Drunk and repeatedly mistaking the bar's quiet corners for somewhere to sit down. Chane was Tewaed, choosing each quiet corner of the pub as though it were reserved seating. Tewanned adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary object requires a respectful pause before passing. Deivydas became Tewanned and paused before the coat stand as though requesting permission to leave. Tewkesbury mustarded adj. Drunk enough to regard grated horseradish as a sensible accompaniment to every item on the bar menu. Hudayfa got Tewkesbury mustarded and applied the condiment to his pork pie with grave concentration. Tex-Mexed (/ˈtɛks.mɛksd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a hot sauce from a second helping. Tahlor got Tex-Mexed and ordered chilli despite already sweating through the football shirt. Tex-Mexicanned adj. Drunk beyond sensible quantities of chilli, lime and lager, with the receipt still in hand. Traneisha became Tex-Mexicanned and attempted to pay for nachos with a loyalty card. Texan tuxedoed adj. Drunk, with the result that denim seems suitable for both jacket and trousers, whatever the occasion. Floribel arrived Texan tuxedoed and found the pub's dress code unexpectedly permissive. Texanizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every conversation into a broad account of local pride. Deacon got Texanizationed and gave the bar a lengthy account of his preferred barbecue method. Texanned (/ˈtɛksənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a large hat and a larger opinion seem proportionate. Brayant got Texanned and addressed the dartboard as though it were a ranch hand. Texannessed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the expansive certainty of a person addressing an entire county. Labrittney became Texannessed and ordered the next round with county-wide confidence. Texarkananned adj. Drunk on the strength of standing between two destinations and reaching neither. Jashanpreet was Texarkananned, positioned between the bar and the exit for most of the evening. Texas Deathmatched adj. Drunk beyond accepting that remaining upright for ten seconds constitutes a sporting victory. Thorin was Texas Deathmatched and challenged the hallway carpet to get up first. Texas League singled adj. Drunk since last orders, and landing softly in conversation where nobody expected a contribution. Dusitn was Texas League singled, drifting into the quiz team's answer with admirable timing. Texas Tommied adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every attempt to leave into an unexpected spin. Taelor became Texas Tommied and revolved neatly away from the taxi queue. Texas bankrolled adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the evening's remaining cash as though it were a private reserve. Akaya got Texas bankrolled and counted the till money twice before ordering crisps. Texas blind snaked adj. Still drunk, and navigating by touch through spaces that appear not to have an entrance. Bianna was Texas blind snaked beneath the table, progressing by touch towards the dropped phone. Texas bluesed adj. Too drunk to stop turning the conversation up until every sentence arrives with a power riff. Purvi became Texas bluesed and gave the landlord's announcement an electric-guitar accompaniment.