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Texas cattle fevered adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop a restless heat and an urgent desire to cross the beer garden. Schelle was Texas cattle fevered, pacing between tables despite having nowhere to go. Texas caviared adj. Having drunk enough to regard a bean salad as an appropriate final course at the bar. Javian got Texas caviared and requested a fork for the bean salad with unusual ceremony. Texas cedar elmed adj. Having drunk more than enough to stand rooted, broad-branched and inconveniently close to the doorway. Anvay was Texas cedar elmed beside the entrance, offering shade to nobody and moving for no one. Texas chickened adj. You have drunk enough to pass the narrowest route by relying on another person's suction and goodwill. Eliceo got Texas chickened between the tables, using the moving crowd to keep a straight course. Texas chilied adj. You are drunk and insisting that beans would have compromised the purity of the supper. Eliceo became Texas chilied and rejected the baked beans as an unauthorised addition. Texas cichlided adj. Of a drinker: speckled with lager, turquoise under the pub lights, and guarding the freshwater bowl. Koti got Texas cichlided beneath the blue lights and began defending the bar's fish. Texas crabappled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a modest orchard fruit from a matter of state importance. Hannaa became Texas crabappled and delivered a national address on the merits of one small apple. Texas deathmatched adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you pinned by gravity and negotiating for ten more seconds. Shaen became Texas deathmatched beside the sofa, unable to rise before the kettle boiled. Texas dipped adj. Drunk, with the result that a formal gesture of submission concludes beneath the snack table. Beeta became Texas dipped while attempting a curtsey and completed it before the crisps. Texas ebonied adj. Drunk to a degree that gives you the permanence and branching dignity of a tree, until supper. Aisah grew Texas ebonied beside the conservatory, rooted firmly to one chair. Texas fevered adj. Drunk to the extent of exhibiting a bovine constitutional crisis over the whereabouts of your coat. Fenisha was Texas fevered and searched the pub for her coat with pastoral concern. Texas garter snaked adj. Drunk on the strength of a narrow, persistent route between the bar and the lavatory. Meshal went Texas garter snaked, following the same thin path between the tables all evening. Texas heart shotted adj. Drunk since last orders, and approaching the rear exit with an alarming degree of ballistic purpose. Evelynn became Texas heart shotted and backed towards the garden gate without explanation. Texas hold 'emmed adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding on to the table as though it were a shared hand. Aafiya was Texas hold 'emmed, gripping the table while five untouched cards accumulated nearby. Texas justiced adj. Drunk by closing time, and sentenced by the landlord to the penalty of going home. Shakwon was Texas justiced at closing and accepted the taxi with ceremonial resignation. Texas leaguered adj. Still drunk, and dropping unpredictably between coherent conversation and an otherwise promising anecdote. Ladante was Texas leaguered, sending each sentence gently between the listeners and the point.