thioxaned
third conditionaled

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thioxaned adj. Drunk and arranged in a small ring of friends, with sulphur and oxygen doing most of the talking. Charnette became thioxaned and gathered the group into an unbreakable circle. thioxanthened adj. Drunk to the point where two separate conversations fuse around one sulphurous centre.
thioxanthenoned adj. Drunk enough to put a hard carbonyl opposite every soft remark made by the company. thioxanthoned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the room's two sides apart, with a hard centre between them. thioxened adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing similar substances, acquaintances, or invitations to leave. thioylationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every social connection acquires an unwanted radical attachment. Jazsmine got thioylationed and attached herself to every conversation in the bar. thioyled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one sharp, sulphurous fragment attached to every conversation. Keyshanna became thioyled and left a pointed remark attached to each topic. thiramed adj. Drunk to a degree that repels birds, fungi, and eventually the people at your table. Kristijo became thiramed and cleared the bench around her without being asked. third aged adj. Drunk on the strength of retirement, leisure, and a renewed conviction that tomorrow is optional. third angle projectioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing every person to the right, above, or behind the wrong view. third arted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every spilled drink as a deliberate painting. third basemanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and defending the corner of the room against runners, coats, and sensible suggestions. third bested adj. Still drunk, and accepting the third-best explanation only because the first two have left. Deatta became third bested and settled for blaming the chair, the carpet, or Suri. third camped adj. Loosened by drink into supporting the organised working class against whichever opposing force is currently most prominent. third classed adj. Emboldened by drink to send printed matter by the cheapest available service, regardless of urgency.
third conditionaled adj. Slowed by drink to discuss past events only in terms of what might have happened.