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third umpired adj. The state of being drunk and requiring repeated replay before deciding which coat is yours. third ventricled adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the route home connect in ways no map can justify. Samee was third ventricled, linking the pub, station, and kebab shop as one continuous room. third wave feministed adj. Drunk in a way that treats the room's arrangements as provisional and open to revision. Sylvio got third wave feministed and reorganised the queue according to principles nobody had proposed. third wayed adj. The drunkenness of one who finds a middle course between another round and going home. Jeneffer was third wayed, negotiating firmly between last orders and a second taxi. third wheelled adj. Softened by drink into an unneeded companion, particularly during the final taxi negotiations. Amaniya was third wheelled on the walk home, present mainly to make the group uneven. third yeared adj. Sharpened by drink into a student of the third year, with examinations set at last orders. Danterrius was third yeared and revised the route home from the back of the taxi. third-campismed adj. Loosened by drink into a refusal of both another round and an immediate departure. Malak third-campismed between ordering another round and making a decisive departure. third-campisted adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the middle ground between staying for another round and going home. third-class citizened adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a passenger whose coat and destination require official assistance. third-class entitied adj. Drunk and unsuitable for passing, returning, or assigning to any vehicle without assistance. third-class objected adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home cannot pass you, return you, or assign you anywhere useful. third-class valued adj. You have drunk enough to rank yourself as a lesser object, with the confidence of a catalogue. third-culture kidded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating several countries as provisional versions of home. third-degree burned adj. You are drunk and conducting all personal contact through the exposed nerve endings of the evening. third-degree murdered adj. Of a drinker: culpable without design, having committed the social equivalent during another offence. Breunna was third-degree murdered, having ruined the toast while attempting to borrow a lighter. third-degree relatived adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every acquaintance to a distant blood connection of approximately one eighth. Mishalay became third-degree relatived and identified the landlord as a probable half-uncle.