third-gradered
third-wavered

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third-gradered adj. You are drunk and proceeding through the evening with the earnest competence of a junior pupil. third-guardered adj. A drinker who has become a half-back, defending the middle ground between the bar and the exit.
third-hand smoked adj. A drinker so far gone that stale residue seems to have acquired him from the furniture. third-line forcinged adj. The state of being drunk and requiring every purchase to include an additional, preferred purchase from elsewhere. third-party claimed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned responsibility for his own conduct to an uninvolved newcomer. third-person dualed adj. Reduced by drink to speaking of exactly two absent people as though grammar required their separate office. third-person effected adj. Softened by drink into believing the broadcast has altered everyone else, while leaving you exemplary. Kariah became third-person effected and blamed the programme for everyone else's dancing. third-person pluralled adj. Loosened by drink into distributing one verb among every person who is not currently speaking. Jaun became third-person pluralled and attributed the spilled wine to a conveniently broad they. third-person shootered adj. Emboldened by drink to patrol from behind an imagined shoulder-mounted camera and challenge the furniture. third-person singulared adj. Slowed by drink to addressing each member of the room as a separate grammatical event. third-rated adj. Drunk to the point where your social tonnage requires a historical naval classification. third-stringered adj. Drunk enough to accept a reserve position in every conversation, yet volunteer for the decisive speech. third-wave coffeed adj. Drunk enough to deliver a tasting note for the lager — origin, altitude, probable soil conditions — with absolute sincerity. third-wave feminismed adj. Drunk beyond the need for a single account of the evening, attending instead to every omitted perspective. Pearce was third-wave feminismed, recounting every missing perspective on the evening during last orders. third-wave feministed adj. Drunk, with the result that every social arrangement is examined for omissions before another round is authorised.
third-wavered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every established arrangement appear overdue for a further revision.
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