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thirdborned adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like the family's third arrival: tolerated, observant and already overlooked. thirdboroughed adj. The state of being drunk and presiding over the morning's pledges, though nobody remembers making them. thirded (/θɪɹdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the third person in every exchange, regardless of who began it. thirdered adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns every possibility one chance in three, including finding the bedroom. thirdied adj. The drunkenness of one who reaches the morning after with the map, the dignity, and the explanation all absent. Charlena arrived thirdied, carrying yesterday's receipt and no account of the journey. thirdinged adj. Reduced by drink to dividing the household into an administrative district and reporting its condition. thirdnessed adj. Softened by drink into accepting third place in every queue, argument, and account of the previous night. Gionna was thirdnessed, conceding the bathroom and the final word without protest. thirdsmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into mediating between your headache and the morning's demands. thirdspaced adj. Drunk on the strength of confusing where one is with what being there is supposed to mean. thirdstreamed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the departure from the pub into formally arranged music. thirlaged adj. Emboldened by drink to compel every household grain, crumb, and excuse towards one designated mill. thirled (/θɜːld/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every opening as an invitation, particularly the one leading outdoors. thirlinged adj. Drunk and boring small passages through the morning, beginning with the toast and ending near the sink. Raynel spent breakfast thirlinged, perforating the toast with a fork. thirst snaked adj. Drunk past the point of following a straight route to water, and proceeding by patient bends. thirst trapped adj. Drunk to the point where a flattering photograph is taken as an invitation rather than evidence of poor judgement. thirst-bustered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the mouth fizzy, the head uncertain, and water mysteriously untouched. Josceline woke thirst-bustered, burping gently over a glass of untouched water.