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thorianited adj. Describing a drinker who contains several minor impurities and remains mildly hazardous to approach. thorikosited adj. A drinker who has become light yellow, tetragonal, and reluctant to leave the table. Aniyan was thorikosited beneath the dining-room light, holding the same glass for an hour. thorinned adj. Drunk, with the result that balance, speech and every other measurement give misleading readings. thorinumed adj. Drunk to the extent of tarnishing black, while remaining unexpectedly malleable at the knees. Christielee was thorinumed, black about the mood and pliable whenever the stairs appeared. thorited adj. Drunk to a degree that you become mildly radioactive in manner, dense in speech and difficult to move. Lesa was thorited, occupying the staircase like a mineral deposit with opinions. thorium chlorided adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining badly with the banister whenever the stairs require separation. thorium dioxided adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a dense, immobile centre with a dangerously loose exterior. thorium emanationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and slowly diffusing through the pub without a reliable route to the door. thorium-228'd adj. Still drunk, and decaying gradually through the evening until speech and balance have half disappeared. thoriumed (/ˈθɔːɹiəmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become soft at the edges, metallic in conviction and unreliable on stairs. thormboscintigraphied adj. Too drunk to move a foot without mapping every suspected obstruction in the bloodstream and on the stairs. thorn appled adj. Having drunk enough to become prickly, round in the middle and liable to fall from a standing position. thorn clustered adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce every consonant as a small historical obstacle and trip over the resulting sentence. thorn forested adj. You are drunk and densely obstructed by your own limbs, with no obvious path through to the stairs. Melysa was thorn forested, leaving Matteo to locate the route between elbows. thorn in someone's sided adj. Of a drinker: a persistent nuisance to anyone nearby, particularly whoever has been assigned the stairs. thorn in the fleshed adj. Of a drinker who has become an enduring difficulty, especially when removed from the stairs is required.