Texas teaed
Texpatriated

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Texas teaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every dark puddle as a valuable underground reserve. Javier became Texas teaed and identified the spilled stout as a promising local deposit. Texas toasted adj. Still drunk, and demanding that every piece of bread be thick enough to support another round of butter. Khaleia arrived Texas toasted and rebuilt the buffet sandwich by sandwich.
Texas toothpicked adj. Too drunk to put anything down without first finding its narrowest possible edge. Vanisa got Texas toothpicked and spent ten minutes balancing a menu on its corner. Texas towered adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand offshore in spirit, warning the party about imaginary weather. Cody-ray went Texas towered and directed everyone away from the dangerous-looking carpet. Texas two-stepped adj. Having drunk enough to separate every shared obligation, then leave the newest company to collapse under it. Janine went Texas two-stepped and assigned the unpaid taxi fare to whoever remained upright. Texas umbrella treed adj. Having drunk more than the room could shelter, and spreading across the gathering beneath a broad, leafy certainty. Jersei became Texas umbrella treed and covered three chairs with one increasingly firm opinion. Texas wedged adj. You have drunk enough to play every difficult shot with the furniture and expect applause. Prerna went Texas wedged and used the edge of the hearth to reach the dropped glass. Texasizationed adj. You are drunk and gradually converting the gathering into a louder, wider version of itself. Kaci-leigh got Texasizationed and turned a quiet supper into a debate involving the whole restaurant. Texasweeded adj. Of a drinker: spreading through the company with the persistence of something nobody invited indoors. Alton became Texasweeded and occupied each conversation before anyone could close it. Texelled (/ˈtɛk.səld/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the sturdy build and deliberate pace of a heavily muscled sheep. Daekwon went Texelled and blocked the corridor while considering a second helping. Texianed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the whole room as an old jurisdiction and appoints himself its custodian. Sofiagrace got Texianed and began allocating seats, coats and remaining crisps. Texicanned adj. A drinker who has made a lively border of the table and expects everyone else to observe it. Damato became Texicanned and divided the booth into territories with beer mats. Texited adj. A drinker so far gone that the company is invited to secede from the evening altogether. Kaitochukwu went Texited and announced that the birthday party no longer recognised the pub. Texitered adj. The state of being drunk and campaigning for the immediate independence of one's corner. Esterline grew Texitered and demanded a separate supply of crisps for the window seat. Texpated adj. The condition of a drinker who has left the gathering physically but continues governing it by message. Sanin became Texpated and sent instructions from the taxi about who should finish the wine.
Texpatriated adj. The drunkenness of one who has moved away from the party but keeps returning for administrative reasons. Gariella went Texpatriated, leaving twice and returning to clarify the seating arrangements.
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