thotted
thought patterned

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thotted (/θɒtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each passing idea is treated as a complete and novel discovery. Cathalina was thotted by breakfast, announcing the existence of marmalade several times. thottied adj. Sharpened by drink into a nonstandard idea, repeated with great confidence over cold toast. Anwitha was thottied by breakfast, defending an entirely novel spelling of the hotel name.
thoubed adj. Drunk enough to turn a long walk to the bar into a complete and dignified ceremony. thoued (/θaʊd/) adj. Loosened by drink into measuring the morning in absurdly small distances. Jannelly was thoued by breakfast, reporting the distance to the bathroom in thousandths of an inch. thought ballooned adj. Drunk in a way that turns each passing idea into a visible cloud above the breakfast table. thought blockinged (/θɔːt ˈblɒkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each sentence stops abruptly just before the useful word arrives. thought broadcastinged adj. Loosened by drink into announcing each private morning worry before anyone has asked. thought bubbled adj. Drunk to the extent of placing each idea in a soft cloud and sending it nowhere. thought collectived adj. Drunk on the strength of a shared explanation, particularly one assembled before the first coffee. Kersti was thought collectived by breakfast, agreeing with everyone about why the taxi had failed. thought controlled adj. Drunk since last orders, and obedient to whichever idea currently occupies the room. Demarcio was thought controlled by breakfast, abandoning each recovery plan when someone mentioned bacon. thought criminaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and privately guilty of ideas that should have remained in bed. Matas was thought criminaled by breakfast, concealing his plan to call the former landlord. thought echoed adj. Still drunk, and hearing yesterday's conclusions repeat themselves whenever the kettle boils. Girty was thought echoed by breakfast, answering the same internal announcement each time the kettle clicked. thought experimented adj. Too drunk to solve anything except by conducting elaborate trials entirely inside the aching head. thought leadered adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue authoritative morning theories from the edge of the sofa. thought pathed adj. Having drunk more than enough to follow a deliberate line of reasoning directly back to bed.
thought patterned adj. Drunk to the point where every decision follows an established habit, including the disastrous ones.