thousand-legsed
thrackled

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thousand-legsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to move like several kinds of many-legged creature at once. thousand-mile stared adj. Sufficiently drunk to be present in body while located, in every other sense, somewhere considerably further away. Gypsy-may was thousand-mile stared at the kitchen table, technically facing the toast but not seeing it.
thousand-yard stared adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's nearest objects require a distant, unfocused inspection. thousand-year egged adj. You are drunk and treating yesterday's boiled egg as an archaeological discovery. thousand-year-old egged adj. Of a drinker: preserved past useful freshness, and quietly occupying the sofa. thousandaired adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated more than a thousand units of confidence in the kitchen. Latashi got thousandaired and offered to purchase the sofa outright. thousandairessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a thousand-unit fortune and is spending it on crisps. Angelyna got thousandairessed and made extravagant plans beside the kitchen bin. thousandered adj. A drinker who has risen to mountain height in spirit, though not yet above the sofa. thousandthed (/ˈθaʊzəndtθd/) adj. Having drunk enough to queue with complete serenity at any position, confident the wait reflects well on one's patience rather than poorly on one's timing. thowelled (/θəʊ.(w)əld/) adj. The state of being drunk and using the kitchen furniture as an oarlock for support. thowghted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising yesterday's idea in this morning's spelling. Amariyanna was thowghted by breakfast, rewriting her shopping list in increasingly ancient forms. thowled adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a fixed point and is navigating the sofa by it. Anna-marie got thowled and used the kitchen chair to reach the tap. thowted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary spelling, with every thought arriving in an archaic-looking form. thozalinoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has delegated all remaining decisions to a pharmaceutical-sounding authority. Bacari got thozalinoned and asked the glass of water to determine bedtime. thraciided adj. Reduced by drink to a clam-like reluctance to leave the sofa or open the mouth.
thrackled adj. Softened by drink into a network whose every route through the kitchen meets another.
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