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TAE'd adj. The state of being drunk and still experiencing yesterday's turning whenever the head moves. Elimelec was TAE'd, rotating towards the window and immediately regretting the view. TAED'd adj. Having drunk more than detergent-level optimism can safely accommodate. Haadiya got TAED'd and assured everyone the spilled lager would clean itself. TAF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue a coded forecast for the terminal aerodrome of one’s own judgement. Campbell was TAF'd and announced deteriorating visibility over the kitchen before ordering chips. TAFE'd (/teɪfd/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts every practical skill into a qualification nobody requested. Elijahjohn got TAFE'd and awarded himself a certificate for successfully finding the toilets. TAG'd adj. Drunk past the point of parsing adjoining structures, and now joining unrelated clauses by force. Lea-kim got TAG'd and attached the weather forecast to an argument about parking. TAH-BSO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has removed every remaining distinction between entering and leaving the conversation. Kalexy, TAH-BSO'd, regarded the pub doorway as an elective procedure. TAI'd adj. Having drunk enough to release every remaining serotonin in the sitting room. Maesyn got TAI'd and spent twenty minutes smiling at the glass of water. TALULAR'd adj. Describing a drinker who can make a lesson from whatever happens to be within reach. Inabiyah was TALULAR'd and used the ashtray to demonstrate local resources. TAM'd adj. Softened by drink into a sequence of past, present, and intended rounds, all equally immediate. Waitman got TAM'd and described the last three pints as future arrangements. TAO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the eyes project a little further into every matter under discussion. Xaden was TAO'd, peering across the bar at a dispute that plainly did not concern him. TAP'd adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for private thought, with the internal monologue formally broadcast. Gracie-jean was TAP'd and announced each proposed movement before attempting it. TAPVC'd adj. Softened by drink into a person whose every route of return has joined the wrong destination. Ladaija, TAPVC'd, arrived at the kitchen by way of three unrelated rooms. TARDIS blued adj. Having drunk enough to become a dark, official blue presence, larger inside than the circumstances permit. Mohamed-amine turned TARDIS blued and appeared to occupy the entire narrow doorway. TARDIS'd (/ˈtɑːdɪsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into confident timekeeping despite having entered a room several hours late. Rosha was TARDIS'd and insisted the closing time had occurred in an entirely different decade. TAS'd adj. Reduced by drink to measuring one’s progress relative to the surrounding air rather than the ground. Jaquinta was TAS'd and reported her speed through the pub as though filing an aviation log. TASered adj. Having drunk more than enough to reproduce the route home with assistance from tools, shortcuts, and retrospective editing. Tiffney became TASered and reconstructed the journey using receipts, timestamps, and one missing shoe.