three-card marneyed
three-dimensionalismed

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three-card marneyed adj. A drinker so far gone that each stair appears to exchange places with the next. three-card monted adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes every choice between three options for a confidence game.
three-card shuffled adj. Reduced by drink to rearranging three simple possibilities until none remains usable. three-card tricked adj. Softened by drink into believing that three attempts at the same step constitute strategy. three-card trickstered adj. Sharpened by drink into persuading others that your unstable staircase technique is deliberate. three-center two-electron bonded adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose balance is shared between three nearby supports. three-cornered jacked adj. Emboldened by drink to tackle the stairs at an angle, with corners providing most of the support. Damica was three-cornered jacked and took the staircase diagonally, one wall at a time. three-cueinged adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned reading the menu and is identifying supper from pictures, grammar, and desperation. Shauniqua was three-cueinged, ordering from the photograph and ignoring every written word. three-day fevered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a warm forehead for proof that last orders have arrived. three-day measlesed adj. Having drunk enough to distribute a rosy account of the journey home across every conversation. three-day sicknessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a brief spell of feeling unwell as an acceptable route home. Chea was three-day sicknessed and chose the long way back through the drizzle. three-deckered adj. Having drunk enough to make every staircase a three-level argument about personal direction. Marniyah became three-deckered and gave directions involving three floors that did not exist. three-deed adj. A drinker who has turned the journey home into a small three-dimensional construction project. three-dimensional printered adj. Of a drinker: producing a complete, physical excuse for missing the last train. three-dimensional printinged adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to manufacture a fresh plan for getting home at each stage.
three-dimensionalismed adj. A drinker who believes the room has depth, and tests this belief against the coat stand.
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