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throbbinged adj. Slowed by drink to one persistent pulse, repeated until the coat is found. throed (/θɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk and experiencing the final round as a serious internal negotiation. Daviya remained throed at the bar, wincing whenever anyone mentioned the journey home. throes of passioned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's arrangements have become an unexpectedly intimate negotiation. Alonya arrived throes of passioned and attempted to share a taxi with the entire queue. throffered adj. Drunk enough to present every offer of a lift with an implied consequence. throllered adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, descending every street at a deliberate forty-five degrees. thromb-endarterectomied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary spelling, with the evening's routes rerouted through increasingly implausible streets. Arliene became thromb-endarterectomied and reached home by a route absent from every map. thrombangiitis obliteransed adj. Drunk by the third round, and progressively closing the small practical vessels of hands, feet, and judgement. thrombased adj. Drunk in a way that makes every remaining round clot together into one undifferentiated substance. Lesi was thrombased by closing time and could no longer distinguish stout from porter. thrombaspirationed adj. Emboldened by drink to suck yesterday's clot from the morning by catheter. thrombastheniaed (/ˌθɹɒmbæsˈθiːni.əd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that nothing holds together: plans, coats, or the proposed journey home. thrombectomied adj. A drinker so far gone that every obstruction is removed with the solemnity of a vascular surgeon. thrombelastogramed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a diagram of your evening, with every wobble recorded as evidence. thrombelastographed adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring each decision as though an instrument could justify it. Latica remained thrombelastographed, testing every route home against a hand-drawn trace. thrombelastographied adj. Still drunk, and recording the firmness of each resolve while the underlying judgement grows less reliable. thrombelastometried adj. Having drunk enough to assess the whole body's resistance to foolishness, and find it satisfactory. thrombembolismed adj. You are drunk and carrying one misplaced decision rapidly away from where it began.