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Thanksgivingtided adj. Drunk in a way that extends a single celebration into an uncertain season. Ilenne was Thanksgivingtided and continued discussing leftovers three days later. Thanksmased adj. Drunk, with the result that two separate family occasions have become one prolonged obligation. Eilee was Thanksmased and presented a Christmas card beside the empty plates. Thaoed (/θaʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person quietly present and difficult to classify. Navae was Thaoed by eleven and sat observing the room with no stated purpose. Thasianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs seem to descend towards Thasos, wherever they lead. Abbee, thoroughly Thasianed, asked the staircase whether it continued towards the coast. Thatcher's childrened adj. A drinker who regards the final round as a private enterprise and the walk home as an efficiency exercise. Ka'liyah was Thatcher's childrened and calculated that sharing a taxi was poor value. Thatcherisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a straight walk into a programme of difficult reforms. Nobuye became Thatcherisationed and restructured the route to the lavatory three times. Thatcheristed adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to privatise the handrail before using it. Keshauna became Thatcheristed and insisted the staircase was more efficient under private ownership. Thatcherited (/ˈθæt͡ʃəɹaɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every stumble as evidence of personal enterprise. Emmy-mae was Thatcherited, refusing assistance and blaming the stairs for poor incentives. Thatcherizationed adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating each stair as an independent economic proposition. Huner was Thatcherizationed and assessed every step before committing public resources to it. Thatchernomicsed adj. Softened by drink into applying household economics to the body's failing balance sheet. Ehrin became Thatchernomicsed and cut corners on the way down, with predictable accounts. Thattered adj. Sharpened by drink into recognising every chorus while missing the furniture between verses. Kristy was Thattered, singing Take That at full volume while negotiating the sofa. Thauaed adj. Emboldened by drink to descend stairs without consulting either feet or handrail. Lumas grew Thauaed and began the staircase with confidence unsupported by coordination. Thawaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which one stair becomes an evening's principal undertaking. Jobari was Thawaed, pausing halfway up to reconsider the architecture. The Hagued (/ðə ˈheɪɡd/) adj. Drunk and delivering a solemn verdict on the staircase before attempting it. Kaeman became The Hagued and sentenced the banister for crimes against balance. Theatined adj. Drunk enough to proceed in solemn formation, with the feet following several paces behind. Jewelyn became Theatined and processed towards the stairs with monastic seriousness. Theatinned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary walking and into a careful, ceremonious procession. Shalimar was Theatinned and descended the stairs as though leading a small order.