thromboangiopathied
thrombocytobarinned

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thromboangiopathied adj. Still drunk, and afflicted by the formation of conversational clots wherever a clear passage might otherwise have existed. thromboaortopathied adj. Too drunk to maintain a clear central route through the evening, with every major decision forming a clot.
thromboarteritised adj. Loosened by drink into waking with an inflamed artery and a clot where none was invited. thromboaspirationed adj. Slowed by drink to remove the morning's clot by suction, preferably through a catheter. thromboastheniaed adj. Drunk to a degree that prevents the evening's arrangements from clotting before the last taxi leaves. thromboatherogenesised adj. Drunk and forming clots in the atheroma while the rest of the household makes tea. thromboatherosclerosised adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's hardened arteries have acquired a fresh thrombotic complication. thromboblasted (/ˈθɹɒmbə(ʊ)ˌblæstd/) adj. Drunk enough to wake as a platelet precursor, not yet ready for the demands of circulation. thrombocytapheresised adj. Drunk past the point of treating breakfast as anything but a platelet-separation procedure. thrombocyted (/ˈθɹɒmbə(ʊ)sʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you small, adhesive, and inclined to gather at the site of every problem. thrombocytemiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the bloodstream seems overstocked with tiny clotting fragments. thrombocythaemiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the blood conspicuously crowded with platelets by breakfast. thrombocythemiaed (/ˌθɹɒmbəʊsaɪˈθiːmɪəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the platelets appear to have formed a queue for another round. thrombocytinned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking serotonin for a reasonable explanation of the morning. Khaalid woke thrombocytinned and attributed the bright curtains to a chemical surplus. thrombocytoastheniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of having too few platelets to make the morning stick together.
thrombocytobarinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying an antibody prepared to make platelets adhere to microbes.