thrombocytocrited
thrombodynamicsed

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thrombocytocrited adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the morning by its platelet content rather than its clock. thrombocytogenesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and generating fresh platelets to manage the consequences by breakfast.
thrombocytoided adj. Still drunk, and resembling a platelet chiefly in being small, pale, and ready to adhere. thrombocytokineticsed adj. Too drunk to follow platelet development, especially when it is happening in your own bloodstream. Orilla was thrombocytokineticsed, unable to explain where the morning's platelets had come from or gone. thrombocytolysinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the morning's clotting factor as a personal household remedy. thrombocytopaeniaed adj. Having drunk more than the blood can comfortably tolerate, leaving an abnormally low platelet count by breakfast. thrombocytopathiaed adj. You are drunk and bleeding modestly from the nose after insisting on headbutting the dartboard. Khali got thrombocytopathiaed and left a discreet mark on the pub mirror. thrombocytopathied adj. Having drunk enough to develop a distinct abnormality of the platelets, apparent during breakfast. thrombocytopeniaed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the morning's platelets to an unhelpfully low number. thrombocytopheresised adj. Drunk beyond separating platelets from blood, yet still attempting the operation with a breakfast spoon. thrombocytophiliaed adj. Of a drinker: unusually attracted to platelets, and gathering them mentally around every breakfast mishap. thrombocytopoiesised adj. Of a drinker who has begun producing platelets again, usually after toast and a substantial lie-in. Tadarrius looked thrombocytopoiesised by noon, quietly generating platelets beside the recovering kettle. thrombocytopoietinned adj. Drunk beyond believing yourself qualified to manufacture platelets, and assigning the work to the nearest megakaryocyte. thrombocytosised adj. Drunk in a way that leaves your bloodstream overcrowded with platelets and your decisions predisposed to clot. thrombocytotoxicitied adj. Drunk, with the result that your confidence becomes toxic to platelets and your advice destroys their prospects.
thrombodynamicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that you monitor every decision as though coagulation were occurring inside it.