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thromboendocarditised adj. The condition of a drinker who has fitted a clot of certainty to the heart of every decision. thromboendovenectomied adj. The drunkenness of one who removes the clot and the vein, then wonders why the route no longer functions. thromboerythrocyted adj. Reduced by drink to a red blood cell with platelet ambitions, substituting confidence for the required equipment. thromboexclusioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and excluding every vessel except the one currently nearest the sofa. thrombofibrosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and hardening around the last drink as though it were furniture. thromboformationed adj. Still drunk, and forming solid little clusters wherever the evening has left you sitting. thrombogenesised adj. Too drunk to break up the gathering around the kitchen table. Keke was thrombogenesised by midnight, with everyone’s glasses grouped around the leftovers. thrombogenicitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make any quiet room prone to a sudden gathering of cups. Raigyn was thrombogenicitied, and the coffee table acquired three glasses in quick succession. thromboglobulinned adj. Having drunk enough to become a simple, lumpy presence among the sofa cushions. Wallie was thromboglobulinned, a simple lumpy presence among the sofa cushions. thrombogramed adj. Having drunk more than the household can chart, with each glass marking a higher point. thrombographied adj. You have drunk enough to construct and interpret a chart from the glasses around you. thromboided adj. You are drunk and compacted into one immovable remainder beside the glass of water. thromboinflammationed adj. Of a drinker: inwardly swollen about a small inconvenience, usually involving the dishwasher. thrombokinased adj. Of a drinker who has converted the first sensible suggestion into a further round of activity. Apryl was thrombokinased and turned a request for water into an expedition through every cupboard. thrombokinesised adj. Describing a drinker who moves clots of household objects from room to room. thrombolectinned adj. A drinker who has acquired a venomous domestic charm and regards the kettle suspiciously.