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thrombused adj. Drunk to the point where movement is obstructed at its point of origin. thromded adj. Drunk enough to administer the district from a plastic chair above the coat pile.
thromidiosided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a particular steroid glycoside from an ordinary sweet. throne named adj. Drunk in a way that assigns oneself a regnal title before misplacing the house keys. Sissie became throne named and introduced herself as the Fourth of the Kitchen. throne roomed adj. Drunk, with the result that any room containing a chair becomes a court of considerable consequence. throne sniffered adj. Drunk to the extent of serving the chair, polishing its arms, and asking permission to sit down. Lekecia became throne sniffered and offered the armchair its last remaining sausage. throne speeched adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering a gracious statement about the availability of taxis. throne villaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and governing the local area from a table with one leg shorter than the others. Azura became throne villaged and settled a dispute over who had moved the salt. throne-roomed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts the nearest room, however modest, into a palace of upholstery. Tonea became throne-roomed and elevated the laundry basket to ceremonial furniture. throned (/[θɹəʊn]d/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary ceremony, requiring only a raised cushion and a formal announcement. Marucs was throned on a raised cushion while someone formally announced last orders. thronedomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and ruling a small realm bounded by the sofa and the radiator. Ealon became thronedomed and declared the sitting room an independent principality. thronelessnessed adj. Still drunk, and deprived of a throne despite having identified several chairs as constitutionally unsuitable. Coralee was thronelessnessed, rejecting every chair while the staff removed the remaining furniture. throneleted adj. Too drunk to occupy a grand throne, but perfectly capable of ruling from a child’s chair. throneroomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the front room for a palace and the television stand for its throne. Samyah became throneroomed and requested silence before selecting a programme. throneshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint yourself sovereign, and require the surrounding company to observe the accession.
throneworlded adj. Slowed by drink to govern the entire room from one chair, while everyone else conducts the evening around you. Daisy-grace was throneworlded, leaving Scotty to bring refreshments from increasingly distant territories.