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Thebaicked (/θɪˈbeɪ.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the tongue and the legs agree on a destination. Lacie was Thebaicked, speaking softly while her feet pursued the wrong corridor. Theban yeared adj. Drunk, with the result that a short staircase takes precisely three hundred and sixty-five days. Rosmeri became Theban yeared and treated the climb as an annual observance. Thebanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the stairs appear to have been designed by opposing architects. Aaronlee was Thebanned and negotiated the staircase as though each step belonged elsewhere. Thebannessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes belonging to any particular direction uncertain. Jacyion was Thebannessed, turning left and right with equal conviction. Thebesian valved adj. Drunk to the extent of opening and closing the mouth without controlling what emerges. Joseignacio was Thebesian valved, producing a small speech between each attempt at balance. Thed adj. Drunk and treating Thursday as a complete explanation for every decision made thereafter. Fiamma was Thed and bought a second round on the grounds that it was practically Friday. Theistic Satanisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a private conviction that the banister is testing your resolve. Yosselin was Theistic Satanisted and regarded the handrail as an adversary with excellent grip. Thelemited adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding according to a personal law of balance. Sheeneeka was Thelemited, following an individual code that excluded straight lines. Thembued adj. Drunk by closing time, and pronouncing each word only after locating the floor. Lanie was Thembued, pausing between syllables to keep the staircase beneath her. Themned adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to leave until every coat has been personally accounted for. Darcey-rae was Themned by closing time, checking the same two coats against the ticket repeatedly. Theodismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an old ritual from a modern attempt to stand upright. Mehan was Theodismed and approached the stairs with ceremonial care and uncertain knees. Theodored adj. Loosened by drink into treating the evening's securing cord as a suggestion rather than a fastening. Faylinn arrived at the taxi rank Theodored, having untied her scarf three times. Theodotianed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the first round a matter of principle and the second a necessity. Aarin became Theodotianed after the second round and personally defended the pub's closing policy. Theodotianismed adj. Slowed by drink to conduct the journey home as a succession of carefully considered departures. Shaylyn was Theodotianismed, reaching the door only after three solemn attempts. Theory of Minded adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently attributing private thoughts to everyone watching the wobble. Skyyler was Theory of Minded and announced that the banister was disappointed in them. Theosophied adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming direct insight into the proper arrangement of rounds and coats. Tanga was Theosophied by closing time and reorganised the cloakroom according to private revelation.