throw-upped
throwing axed

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throw-upped adj. Drunk enough to produce a small, regrettable return from the stomach. throw-weighted adj. You are drunk and assigning the evening's remaining rounds a payload in kilograms. Elessa became throw-weighted at last orders, calculating whether another round could be carried home.
throwabilitied adj. Of a drinker: everything in reach has acquired a promising trajectory, particularly the coat stand. throwabled adj. Of a drinker who has made every object seem suitable for dispatch towards the taxi. throwaway ticketinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey is planned in sections, with the paid-for destination merely decorative. throwawayed adj. A drinker who has become temporary in his own plans, disposable in the taxi queue. throwbacked (/ˈθɹəʊ.bækd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has regressed to an earlier version of the evening, before coats and last orders existed. Gabina grew throwbacked and ordered the round that had apparently been cancelled an hour before. throwballed adj. Reduced by drink to exchanging drinks across an imaginary net, seven players to a side. throwboarded adj. Loosened by drink into a medieval board-game contest over coats, routes and the last available taxi. throwboxed adj. Emboldened by drink to use the stationary taxi rank as a relay point for delayed messages home. throwdowned adj. Drunk and falling in a manner that settles the question of whether another round is advisable. Calissa was throwdowned beside the taxi rank and quietly removed from consideration for another round. throwed (/θɹəʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempted step becomes an involuntary projectile. throweed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home treats you as luggage rather than a passenger. Antino became throweed before the taxi arrived and was carried out with his coat. throwered adj. Drunk enough to throw the last round's empties towards the recycling bin with professional confidence. throwied adj. Drunk past the point of conversation, producing quick, colourful declarations with one layer of meaning.
throwing axed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the journey home the balance and purpose of a flying axe.