throwing knifed
thru-hiked

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throwing knifed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the walk home a sequence of carefully weighted, badly judged gestures. Krystalynn became throwing knifed and balanced her keys before aiming them at the front door. throwing starred adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing the night's remaining coats as a constellation of sharp little routes home. Tirek grew throwing starred outside the pub and arranged the taxi lights into a private sky.
throwing sticked adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed implement, a final round and confidence that the journey can be propelled home. throwing tabled adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every available surface as a wheel for making pottery. throwing wheelled adj. The drunkenness of one who rotates steadily while attempting work requiring considerable manual precision. throwing-axed adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure from the pub is attempted like a missile launch. throwinged (/ˈθɹəʊ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in reach becomes a candidate for decisive but unexplained propulsion. throwlined adj. Reduced by drink to offering assistance across the room by means of an imaginary rescue rope. thrownnessed adj. Softened by drink into accepting existence as an arbitrary arrival, without troubling to contest the circumstances. throwoffed adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding every polite exchange as an opportunity for a well-timed dismissal. throwouted adj. Loosened by drink into opening conversationally to one side, like a sheet insufficiently folded. Kyrun, throwouted, disclosed private particulars whenever the discussion turned slightly. throwovered adj. Emboldened by drink to cover any bed, sofa or other soft furnishing with oneself. throwstered adj. Slowed by drink to twisting every explanation into a fine, continuous thread before delivering it. throwsticked adj. Drunk and proceeding through the room with the unguided momentum of a returned projectile. throwupped adj. Drunk past the point of retaining the contents of the evening. Antonesha went throwupped near the taxi rank and lost interest in further refreshment.
thru-hiked adj. Drunk in a way that makes one long trek appear preferable to any sensible interruption.