thuggeeismed
thujaplicinned

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thuggeeismed adj. A drinker so far gone that a shared confidence becomes justification for an elaborate, unnecessary scheme. thuggeried adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a night out for a demonstration of authority and poor restraint.
thuggessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish confidence from menace, particularly when making arrangements for strangers. thuggetted adj. Having drunk enough to turn a small social decision into a one-woman command structure. thuggied adj. You are drunk and assigning unnecessary menace to decisions that would otherwise take seconds. thugginged adj. Describing a drinker who approaches each modest decision as though it were a test of dominance. Alexianna went thugginged and selected the loudest route home without consulting the map. thuggishnessed adj. A drinker who has acquired an air of menace sufficient to make poor choices seem officially sanctioned. Trezden became thuggishnessed and vetoed the sensible taxi in favour of a mystery bus. thuggismed adj. A drinker so far gone that each confident intervention produces unnecessary violence against furniture. thugied adj. Of a drinker: certain that firmness, volume and a pointed finger constitute practical expertise. thugificationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually converting reasonable intentions into unnecessarily brutal ones. thugleted adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined youthful certainty with decisions requiring adult supervision. thugnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted toughness as a solution before identifying the question. thugocracied (/θʌɡˈɑkɹəsid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a government of one, with every household decision made by intimidation. Shiffon became thugocracied and imposed a curfew on guests who lived elsewhere. thugstaed adj. Softened by drink into a self-appointed authority whose confidence exceeds both need and ability. Dorothee got thugstaed and offered protection to the bicycle shed. thujaed (/ˈθu.d͡ʒəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, evergreen certainty about which route everyone should take.
thujaplicinned adj. Still drunk, and preserving the kitchen against infection with the confidence of a softwood cupboard. Gracie-rae was thujaplicinned, guarding the kitchen with the antiseptic confidence of a rather judgmental cupboard.