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Therapeutaed adj. Drunk to the point where the table becomes a community, and leaving it requires formal agreement. Alimah was Therapeutaed by the third round and consulted the whole table about her taxi. Therapeuted adj. Drunk and committed to a quiet retreat, provided someone else carries the coats. Ashford turned Therapeuted after supper and withdrew to the nearest armchair. Theravadaed (/ˌtɛrəˈvɑːdəd/) adj. Drunk enough to make the quietest route home seem the most intellectually defensible. Ohene was Theravadaed and chose the long walk home for reasons nobody could establish. Theravadanned adj. Drunk past the point of ordering quickly, but not past the point of ordering again. Carole was Theravadanned by the third round and took four minutes to choose the same drink. Theravadinned adj. Drunk beyond the useful distinction between staying for one and staying until closing. Mayada was Theravadinned when the landlord announced last orders for the second time. Theravadismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every additional round appear a modest continuation of the previous one. Debbera became Theravadismed and treated last orders as an administrative delay. Thermidoreaned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes removing one leader from the table seem both necessary and personally achievable. Maurissa was Thermidoreaned and attempted to reorganise the departing party at last orders. Thermidored (/ˈθɜːmɪdɔːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening undergoes a small counterrevolution whenever anyone mentions going home. Jaimere went Thermidored when the taxi was called and reopened the question of another round. Thermidorianed (/ˌθɜːmɪˈdɔːɹɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of overthrowing the plan to leave, usually at the taxi rank. Tunis became Thermidorianed and overturned the agreed route home beside the kebab shop. Thespianed (/ˈθɛspi.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an entrance, an exit, and several coats mistaken for scenery. Omaru arrived Thespianed and gave the cloakroom attendant an unnecessarily expressive farewell. Thesprotianed (/θɛsˈpɹəʊ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting the journey home by a route involving dramatic detours. Tydashia was Thesprotianed, having turned the walk home into an unplanned expedition. Thessalianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the distance to the front door as open countryside. Doryan was Thessalianed by the third round and crossed the pub in three separate stages. Thessalonianed (/θɛsəˈləʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still conducting the departure as though the entire town were involved. Anngelica was Thessalonianed at closing time and tried to include strangers in the taxi arrangement. Thessalonicanned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's last orders into every subsequent conversation. Burrell was Thessalonicanned on the bus home, offering passengers a final assessment of the bar. Thetaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the coat peg from the person who was meant to be wearing it. Wenson was Thetaed by closing time and attempted to escort a coat towards the taxi rank. Thibet clothed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a coarse outer layer as both formalwear and a complete travel plan. Mariapaz left the pub Thibet clothed, wrapped in a rough coat and pleased with its authority.