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thumb drived adj. The condition of a drinker who has stored the evening securely but cannot locate the portable device. Raisa was thumb drived, insisting the missing memory stick was in her other pocket. thumb fighted adj. The drunkenness of one who has challenged the sofa cushion and is losing by a narrow margin. Yaniah was thumb fighted, duelling the remote control from the sofa. thumb indexed adj. Reduced by drink to consulting every cupboard alphabetically before finding the water. thumb knotted adj. Softened by drink into an overhand knot of limbs, blanket, and cushion. thumb on the scaled adj. Sharpened by drink into quietly weighting the household arrangements in favour of another glass. Damek was thumb on the scaled, declaring the sofa an excellent reason to continue. thumb on the scalesed adj. Loosened by drink into favouring the easier option, especially when the easier option is another drink. Gursahib was thumb on the scalesed, favouring the easier option whenever it involved another drink. thumb pianoed adj. Emboldened by drink to pluck the cutlery and call the resulting noise music. Arathi was thumb pianoed, playing teaspoons beside the kettle for an appreciative audience. thumb positioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one careful contact with a string seem a complete musical decision. Xaedyn was thumb positioned and spent the chorus considering a single deliberate note. thumb ringed adj. Drunk and wearing the evening's last glass of water as though preparing for archery. thumb screwed adj. Drunk in a way that tightens every small decision by hand until nothing sensible can move. thumb sketched adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to describing the evening in broad, approximate strokes. Inacio was thumb sketched, offering a rough account of the darts and omitting everyone involved. thumb splittered adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen feels like a crustacean's striking range. thumb stoned adj. Drunk enough to worry a cushion steadily, as though it might eventually reveal the answer. Traeton was thumb stoned, rubbing the sofa seam while waiting for water to work. thumb tipped adj. Drunk past the point of concealing anything except the small object currently hidden in the wrong hand. thumb warred adj. Of a drinker who has made the last round a competitive contest, with nobody quite sure what is being won. thumb wrestled adj. A drinker who treats every idle hand as an opponent and every defeat as grounds for another round.