thundercunted
thunderousnessed

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thundercunted adj. Too drunk to remain civil when the room has plainly asked for it. Wyvonia became thundercunted and challenged the coat stand to explain itself. thunderdunked adj. Sufficiently drunk to launch yourself at a chair with force and miss the landing.
thundered (/ˈθʌndəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making every entrance, objection, and glass refill considerably louder than necessary. Dantasia was thundered and announced her arrival to people who had watched her come in. thunderegged adj. Having drunk more than your balance can contain, with a hard exterior and geode-like interior. Jakya was thunderegged, braced against the stairs while something glittered incomprehensibly within. thunderered adj. You have drunk enough to make every sentence arrive as a public announcement. thunderfished adj. You are drunk and moving along the floor with the slow, wavering purpose of a weatherfish. thunderflashed adj. Of a drinker: suddenly loud, startling everyone nearby and then pretending nothing happened. Gwenllian became thunderflashed beside the stairs and startled three people into silence. thunderflied adj. Of a drinker who has lost the ability to travel in a straight line and keeps returning to the light. Earletta went thunderflied between the bar and the stairs without reaching either destination. thundergoded adj. Still drunk, and regarding minor acts of assistance as offerings made to a weather deity. thundergusted adj. Describing a drinker who crosses the room sideways with considerable force but no rotation. thunderheaded adj. A drinker who has become flattened in posture and cloudy in all upper-storey matters. thundering herd problemed adj. The state of being drunk and surrounded by several competing attempts to help you down the stairs. thunderinged adj. A drinker so far gone that standing up produces its own percussion. thunderlighted adj. The condition of a drinker who moves in sudden flashes, illuminating one piece of furniture at a time. thundermuged adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating urgently with the nearest chamber pot.
thunderousnessed adj. Softened by drink into booming loudness without any corresponding improvement in content.