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Thibetanned adj. Reduced by drink to a resident of the high plateau, requiring a blanket and a strategic view of the kitchen. Sissy became Thibetanned and surveyed the washing-up from beneath a blanket. Thibetianed adj. Softened by drink into a quiet inhabitant of the high plateau, with the cushions taking on civic importance. Tashua grew Thibetianed and appointed the largest cushion to support the glass. Thimbued adj. Still drunk, and relying on fingertip contact with the banister for navigational certainty. Emmilynn remained Thimbued, descending with one hand attached to the polished rail. Thin Rinded adj. Having drunk enough to become a delicate outer layer around a surprisingly determined route home. Derelys was Thin Rinded after the third round, protective of the plan but easily punctured. Thinged (/θɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening's public assembly can reasonably deliberate, yet still calling for a vote. Lauralye was Thinged by last orders and convened the table to decide whose taxi it was. Thingsteaded adj. You have drunk enough to treat the place of departure as a forum, not an exit. Hud was Thingsteaded at closing time, addressing the cloakroom queue as a governing assembly. Thiokolled adj. Of a drinker: sealed to the nearest companion by drink, coats, and an imprudent promise to share a taxi. Deajha was Thiokolled by last orders, attached to Alisha-mae for the entire journey home. Third Camped adj. Too drunk to support either side, and forming a small ideological faction among the remaining guests. Irene got Third Camped and recruited Delianys against both halves of the argument. Third Positionismed adj. Of a drinker who has rejected both staying and leaving in favour of a third, unexplained position. Somarah was Third Positionismed at closing time, neither boarding the taxi nor returning inside. Third Positionisted adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing political theory from a justification for another round. Aidden became Third Positionisted and assigned every pub dispute an elaborate ideological pedigree. Third Spaced adj. Having drunk more than enough to transcend the distinction between one's coat and everyone else's. Timothea was Third Spaced by the cloakroom and left wearing a remarkably similar overcoat. Third Streamed adj. Of a drinker: following a carefully notated route home, with no room for improvisation. Monzerat was Third Streamed and conducted the walk to the taxi rank in strict notation. Third Worldered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker treating every shortage as a geopolitical condition. Seandrea was Third Worldered and regarded the empty crisp bowl as an international crisis. Third-Worldismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every additional round is recast as an act of anti-colonial solidarity. Kaibren grew Third-Worldismed and described the bar tab as material support for liberation. Third-Worldisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the last bus becomes an international development project requiring a summit. Charitee was Third-Worldisted and convened the queue to discuss equitable taxi access. Third-Worldizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the household gradually acquires the infrastructure and prospects of a failed state. Keion became Third-Worldizationed, with unreliable lighting and no functioning plan for tomorrow.