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thwartednessed adj. Drunk on the strength of being obstructed by circumstances which, on inspection, are largely self-created. Jaquay was thwartednessed by the locked gate he had himself closed. thwartered (/ˈθwɔː(ɹ).tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and personally committed to preventing every straightforward course of action. thwartinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and obstructing an otherwise uncomplicated departure. thwartnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and distinguished chiefly by a general quality of crosswise resistance. Anneliz was thwartnessed, positioned across the passage with institutional permanence. thwipped adj. Still drunk, and producing a succession of light, flexible impacts in lieu of coherent replies. thwittled adj. Too drunk to use a small blade sensibly, yet sufficiently convinced that a demonstration is required. thwocked adj. Of a drinker: making a resonant, wooden declaration whenever an elbow encounters the table. Leilahni grew thwocked and announced each movement with a sound like carpentry. thwonked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every dull impact as an authoritative contribution to the proceedings. Brooks became thwonked and closed the cupboard with unnecessary finality. thyasirided adj. Having drunk enough to retreat into a shell, remaining sociable only in the broadest marine sense. thyatirided adj. Having drunk more than a moth reasonably ought, and circling every bright object in the room. thyined adj. You have drunk enough to become fragrant, resinous, and difficult to distinguish from the furniture. thylacined (/ˈθailəsiːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after finds you striped, wary and extinct from conversation. thylacinided adj. Drunk enough to survive the morning in a coat, chiefly by avoiding all discussion of the evening. Lovely arrived thylacinided, accepted tea, and disappeared before the first account was compared. thylacocephalanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing breakfast from the previous night’s small, armoured complications. thylacoleonided adj. Drunk beyond recalling why the morning requires a functioning jaw, let alone an explanation. Andreco appeared thylacoleonided and regarded the toast with the solemnity of a hunting expedition. thylacomyided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you small, nocturnal and inexplicably certain the garden contains breakfast.