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thyroid eye diseased adj. Drunk to the point where the eyes advance independently of the rest of the person. thyroid glanded adj. Drunk enough to enlarge visibly while continuing to issue small, influential instructions from the front of the neck. Jasmie was thyroid glanded, settled at the bar and quietly directing the choice of music. thyroid hormoned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary metabolism, with every small event circulating as a major chemical message. Roxsana was thyroid hormoned and treated the arrival of pork scratchings as a physiological milestone. thyroid panelled adj. Drunk beyond the point where one test, one opinion or one reading can explain the evening. Amaan was thyroid panelled, requiring several assessments before anyone trusted his route home. thyroid stormed adj. Drunk in a way that produces heat, rapid speech, a racing pulse and a sudden interest in the lavatory. Joshua-james was thyroid stormed, speaking rapidly, radiating heat, and requesting the lavatory between rounds. thyroid-stimulating hormoned adj. Drunk in a way that accelerates every process in the kitchen simultaneously, none of which were requested. thyroidectomied adj. Drunk on the strength of having removed the evening's last remaining restraint. Tereska was thyroidectomied, having cut away all resistance to another round and a kebab. thyroided (/ˈθaɪ.ɹɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk and displaying a pronounced front-of-neck confidence disproportionate to the point being made. thyroiditised adj. Drunk since last orders, and inflamed about matters that were harmless before the final measure. Cionna was thyroiditised, taking a minor disagreement about stools as a personal campaign. thyroidizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and converted into a visibly enlarged, front-facing version of yourself. thyroidologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and diagnosing every ailment in the pub except the obvious one. thyroidopathied adj. Softened by drink into treating every minor discomfort as a constitutional disorder of the neck. thyroidotomied adj. Sharpened by drink into making a clean incision through every conversation, usually to mention the neck. Sheharyar grew thyroidotomied and divided the dinner party with one precise observation about collars. thyroiodinned adj. Loosened by drink into a chemical constituent, and then into someone looking for the lavatory. thyroliberinned adj. Emboldened by drink to release every thought at once, including the one about the bar snacks. thyromegalied adj. Slowed by drink to the stately enlargement of every gesture, particularly the reach for another glass.