thyromimeticked
thyrotoxicitied

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thyromimeticked adj. Drunk and imitating a gland, quietly affecting the room without anyone knowing quite why. thyronamined adj. Drunk to the point where a complex derivative seems a reasonable name for the person holding the crisps.
thyronined adj. Drunk enough to become an amino acid in conversation, then ask whether anyone has seen your shoes. Kimetha grew thyronined and pursued the biochemical thread until the party required her shoes. thyroparathyroidectomied adj. Drunk past the point of retaining either gland, or any useful account of where the evening began. Emma-may was thyroparathyroidectomied, retaining neither useful glands nor a clear account of the evening. thyropathied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary complaint, with every symptom referred to the neck. Cerena grew thyropathied and blamed the bar's lighting on a private thyroid disease. thyroperoxidased adj. Drunk in a way that liberates iodine, attaches it to conversation, and produces no further improvement. thyropharyngeused adj. Drunk, with the result that the lower throat does all the work and dinner arrives by appointment. thyropinned adj. Drunk to a degree that inhibits the breakdown of anything, especially an argument about whose round it is. thyroplastied adj. Drunk to the extent of adjusting the voice for improved quality, without improving the content. Durward grew thyroplastied and revised his voice before announcing the need for kebabs. thyroprotectioned adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the thyroid has been protected, while the rest of the person remains negotiable. thyropterided adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating by the adhesive principles of a disc-winged bat. thyrosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting the evening as a disease of the thyroid. thyrosphered adj. Drunk by closing time, and gathered into a compact spherical cluster beside the bar. thyrostimulinned adj. Still drunk, and stimulating the thyroid to activity long after the evening has ceased to require it. thyrotomied adj. Too drunk to keep the incision metaphorical, and therefore opening the conversation at the collar. Jiquan became thyrotomied and made a careful cut through the silence to discuss shirt buttons.
thyrotoxicitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to render the whole person toxic to thyroids, cutlery, and polite departure. Ahlia grew thyrotoxicitied and was kept away from the medicine cabinet and the dessert trolley.