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Thirdspaced adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying the room physically while assigning it an entirely separate significance. Damayanti grew Thirdspaced and treated the cloakroom as both location and philosophical proposition. Thirsty Thursdayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still insisting that the calendar has authorised this conduct. Derk was Thirsty Thursdayed and cited the weekday as sufficient procedural justification. Thlingchadinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a plural entity with no individual account of proceedings. Linwood became Thlingchadinned and answered every question on behalf of an unspecified collective. Thlinkeeted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary directions and relying on a much older form of the evening. Arwyn was Thlinkeeted and gave the taxi driver an obsolete address. Thlinkited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person coastal, obsolete, and difficult to locate on a map. Quante was Thlinkited and insisted the sea was just beyond the car park. Thomaeaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the first light as a distant promise of recovery. Aracel was Thomaeaned, watching dawn through the curtains with misplaced confidence. Thomaismed adj. Of a drinker: reasoning with scholastic precision, though the premises have been supplied by the bar. Shellia grew Thomaismed and divided the question of another drink into several formal objections. Thomas Sundayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to appear unexpectedly at the door after everyone has gone. Nayaliz turned Thomas Sundayed, emerging from the hallway with an expression of solemn arrival. Thomas mealed adj. Still drunk, and dispersing the evening's remaining chemistry wherever the garden appears least prepared for it. Shadd was Thomas mealed and attempted to fertilise the window box with suspicious enthusiasm. Thomas tested adj. Too drunk to extend the hips without conducting a formal assessment of the furniture's mobility. Vaibhavi became Thomas tested and evaluated her hip flexibility against the sofa's resistance. Thomas's nectar batted adj. Sufficiently drunk to navigate by sonar, with the uncertain aerial movements of a small nocturnal mammal. Eidan was Thomas's nectar batted and avoided the lampshade with admirable, if accidental, precision. Thomasinged adj. Having drunk enough to go from house to house requesting small gifts with historical entitlement. Sherlyn grew Thomasinged and solicited biscuits from neighbours who had already locked their doors. Thomasited adj. Having drunk more than a visiting instructor can reasonably be expected to correct. Hailee became Thomasited and began teaching the bar staff a curriculum nobody had commissioned. Thomaskantored adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the room as a boys' choir, despite its evident refusal to harmonise. Brisyn became Thomaskantored and assigned each member of the party a separate vocal entrance. Thomassonned adj. You are drunk and preserving a useless feature of the evening solely because removing it would look untidy. Devontai was Thomassonned, retaining the empty glass as though it formed part of the architecture. Thomeaned adj. Having drunk enough to become quietly convinced that recovery is someone else's concern. Waheedah woke Thomeaned and left the curtains closed until noon.