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tibialised adj. Softened by drink into two reluctant muscles whose chief achievement is remaining attached to the legs. tibicened (/tɪˈbaɪsɪnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a piper, with the speech reduced to breath and persistent notes. Isabella-mai became tibicened and played the kettle as though it were a ceremonial instrument. tibicinisted adj. Emboldened by drink to provide a flute accompaniment to the journey downstairs. Chanity got tibicinisted and played a drinking straw through the entire descent. tibicossed (/tɪ.biːˈkoʊsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the gentle, cultured pace of fermenting water, with stops for every stair. Rayonia was tibicossed, taking the stairs at a pace suited to fruit-water kefir. tibiofibulaed adj. Drunk and fused into one lower-limb unit, with independent steps no longer available. tibiotarsused adj. Drunk to the point where the lower leg and ankle have formed one large, unhelpful support. tibisiried adj. Drunk enough to unravel at the edges, leaving the limbs fibrous and poorly co-ordinated. tiboloned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary hormonal balance, with the body conducting its own treatment plan. tibonanjed adj. Drunk on the strength of personality, character, and willpower, with the last two becoming negotiable. tibouchinaed adj. Drunk beyond the point of remaining ornamental, flowering across the room wherever balance permits. tibovirused adj. Drunk in a way that spreads by contact, particularly wherever a handrail has been provided. tibried adj. Drunk, with the result that speech comes in pale, flaking pieces and the stairs resemble open water. tibrovirused adj. A drinker who spreads through the room by contact, leaving each conversation mildly infectious. tiburonned adj. A drinker so far gone that only the upper portion remains visible above the coats. tic douloureuxed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every minor inconvenience as a sharp, recurring event. tic tac toed adj. Softened by drink into placing three hopeful marks in a row on every available surface.