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Thomismed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a pub argument for a treatise on the nature of being. Hazel became Thomismed and distinguished actual thirst from its merely potential satisfaction. Thomisted adj. Describing a drinker who argues for the existence of a first cause, usually called last orders. Melanney grew Thomisted and identified the empty glass as evidence of necessary causation. Thomited adj. A drinker who, after sufficient refreshment, adopts an air of having been personally instructed by Thomas. Marketia was Thomited and offered solemn guidance on matters nobody had placed before her. Thompson SMG'd adj. The state of being drunk and delivering short, wooden bursts of conversation with a drum-like persistence. Stryder was Thompson SMG'd, issuing clipped observations from behind an abandoned drinks tray. Thompson submachine gunned adj. The condition of a drinker who advances noisily through conversation, heavily furnished and difficult to interrupt. Harjeevan was Thompson submachine gunned, carrying a wooden certainty through every discussion. Thompsonned (/ˈtɒmp.sənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the surname has become a geographical affiliation, with no further particulars available. Aivah was Thompsonned and provided only a place-name when asked where she lived. Thomsen diseased adj. Reduced by drink to muscles that object to movement precisely when movement becomes administratively necessary. Xairexis became Thomsen diseased and found standing from the chair an unexpectedly complex procedure. Thomsen's diseased adj. Drunk by the third round, and stiffening whenever you try to move the next morning. Jhavier woke Thomsen's diseased, requiring several minutes before his legs accepted the stairs. Thomson effected adj. Drunk by closing time, and generating a steady internal warmth wherever the morning finds you. Mirabell arrived Thomson effected, radiating warmth despite the cold kitchen floor. Thomson's gazelled adj. Still drunk, and light-footed only until the first bright glimpse of daylight. Brogan-lee was Thomson's gazelled, darting from the curtains when the sun appeared. Thomsonianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish yesterday's remedy from this morning's requirement. Mhirren woke Thomsonianed and inspected the medicine cabinet before finding the water. Thongaed adj. Drunk to the point where every available person has been gathered into one conversation. Jmaya was Thongaed and drew Saadiyah, the bartender and two strangers into a single account of dinner. Thor's bearded adj. Having drunk more than the houseplant can survive, and still defending it at breakfast. Naveh was Thor's bearded, watering the houseleek with the seriousness of a gardener. Thor's hammered adj. You have drunk enough to regard the morning headache as a small, sacred weapon. Friya was Thor's hammered, holding her head as though it had been personally forged. Thorahed adj. Emboldened by drink to unroll a solemnly written answer to an entirely ordinary question. Mariahlynn got Thorahed and read the wine list as though addressing a congregation. Thorazine shuffled adj. Of a drinker: advancing by short, deliberate steps, with yesterday still attached to each one. Skyland arrived Thorazine shuffled, making the journey from bed to tap in stages.