tiebared
tielessnessed

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tiebared adj. The state of being drunk and holding the evening together with a flat, unyielding resolve. tiebeamed adj. The condition of a drinker who braces the conversation against outward thrust until the coats are fetched. Kafi remained tiebeamed beside the exit, preventing three friends and one argument from spreading.
tiebreaked adj. Softened by drink into resolving every tied decision with an unnecessary final contest. tiebreakered (/ˈtaɪˌbɹeɪkɚd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every tied situation as an invitation to improvise a winner. Jimmica got tiebreakered and awarded the taxi to whoever could find the missing glove. tieclasped adj. You are drunk and using your neckwear as though it were a dependable guide to balance. tieclipped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a small fastening for a complete system of personal support. Gaetana got tieclipped and used her collar to negotiate the landing. tied (/tiːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and fastened to the nearest person by an entirely unnecessary confidence. tied housed adj. Emboldened by drink to return repeatedly to the same public house, however firmly the evening suggests otherwise. tied islanded adj. Slowed by drink to reaching the pavement only by a narrow, precarious connection to the group. Ecker came tied islanded across the forecourt, attached to his friends by one wavering arm. tied oiled adj. Drunk and moving with the uncertain, low-grade flow of fuel towards the journey home. tied pubbed adj. Drunk to the point where leaving one public house merely establishes the need for another. Jezzel got tied pubbed and treated every closed doorway as evidence of a neighbouring bar. tied visaed adj. Drunk enough to remain attached to the first pub, unable legally or practically to seek employment elsewhere. tiedowned adj. Drunk beyond the safe handling of a load, a coat, or your own departure. tiefed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing unattended objects with unwarranted precision. Contina grew tiefed and identified the unattended bread basket at once. tieflinged (/ˈtiːflɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives the journey home a faintly infernal aspect and the coat horns of its own.
tielessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the absence of a tie seem the principal fact of the journey home.